Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Widescale Global Disaster Doesn't Have to be ALL Bad


I have to confess, global warming never felt so good. I can't recall ever seeing 60-degree weather on my birthday before...I'm pretty sure this is probably the first time that it's ever happened. And I will pretend that it's God's special gift for my 25th birthday, and not the case that my quarter-century milestone happens to synch up with a horrifyingly undeniable sign of global climate catastrophe. But, even if that IS that case, a few extra inches in the oceanic water level and some drowned polar bears are a small price to pay for such an occasion.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

just enjoy the warm weather and worry about impending global disaster another day.

happy early birthday!

halfstep said...

Its ok, futurama has already taught us how to fix global warming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgE_mkR2oac

But if all the polar bears drown, where will we get coca-cola?